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Veldt Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8340
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4731
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	274457
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Magic Items Found:	4795	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	2905
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	347586	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	1339	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gods Slained:	2

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!