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TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3437	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	9115
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172429
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	467955	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Runes Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	869099	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6409	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!