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Senescent Block Party

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Votes:	5425	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1685
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Emeralds Found:	9222	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	434
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Emeralds Found:	1787	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	138	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	852	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Love Letters Sent:	2

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	6574
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchantments Applied:	286
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!