| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 679 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8838 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Votes: | 2819 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4580 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2769 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5800 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
