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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	4413	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7446
Animals Bred:	77	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Animals Bred:	13
Potions Brewed:	176	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

anti-Semitic, ass, Blockhead, bonanza, CREEPERS, derogatory, Discriminatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hateful, hurtful, ignorant, intolerant, kikes, no brains, no foreskin, offensive, prejudice, racist, stupid, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artists

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	4844
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!