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DepressedDigger Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and let the pixelated world heal your soul! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that will sing you lullabies to cheer you up. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a therapist on the side, offering free counseling sessions to all players feeling down. So come on in and let’s turn those frowns upside down in the most absurdly fun way possible! -
CraftyParentAbuseNoMore
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and getting griefed by pesky players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of abusive parents in real life and build your dream world in the safety of our virtual realm. Our server is so safe, even helicopter parents would approve! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will trade you unlimited diamonds for a stack of dirt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your abusive past behind in a pixelated paradise! -
SisCam Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where every argument is like a mini episode of a reality TV show!We promise a unique experience where you can record your fights with other players and send them to their in-game family members for some extra drama. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?
Join now and experience the thrill of betrayal, trust issues, and family interventions all in one blocky world. Who needs to work things out between two players when you can involve the whole server in your arguments? It’s like Jerry Springer meets Minecraft!
So come on in and see if you’re the next AITA (Am I The Asshole) in our crazy Minecraft server!
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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape reality just like this streamer did! Who needs to achieve anything in life when you can build a virtual empire in our world? Plus, who knows what crazy adventures you’ll have when you’re drunk, high on xanax, and playing Minecraft with us! Let’s make memories you’ll never remember together! -
Told my Boss about the coworker who won’t… Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting taped to your locker is a sign saying “You’re a Minecraft legend!” Sick of your boss not appreciating your Minecraft skills? Join us and become the true MVP of the server!We have a strict “no calling people faggot” policy, unless it’s in a friendly game of PvP where all bets are off! Our community is all about spreading positivity and building epic structures together. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with you, we’ll unleash a horde of angry creepers on them!
So say goodbye to your toxic workplace and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s create some epic memories together!
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AddictiveCraft SMP
Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit). -
Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.
Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.
But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
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Momma’s Post-Op Paradise
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take care of you better than your husband after surgery? Look no further! Our server is like having your mom there to comfort you, except with pixelated blocks and creepers. Join us for a healing experience like no other, where you can cry yourself to sleep in a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs a neglectful husband when you have a whole community of players ready to support you? Come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and maybe even find a new virtual family. You deserve better, and our server is here to give it to you!