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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7504 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!