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MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

Adventure, BFF’s, Bonding, camping, Companionship, CraftyComrades, Expedition, Experience, Exploration, friendship, Hiking, Journey, night sky, outdoors, partner, Stars, Survival, teamwork, tonight, Trust, Wilderness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2617

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	127

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?