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BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mines Excavated:	3273	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Emeralds Found:	9362
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

alluring whiff, appealing fragrance, captivating odor, charming aroma, delightful funk, enchanting funk, enjoyable stink, enticing smell, fascinating scent, favorite scent, intriguing smell, love, LoveFunk, odd odor, peculiar fragrance, pleasant stench, quirky aroma, SmellCraft, strange scent, unique fragrance, unusual aroma, weird smell

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

busy week, comfort food, cooking at home, delicious lasagna, dinner time, easy recipe, family dinner, Favorite Food, hate Mondays, homemade meal, Italian Cuisine, LASAGNA, meal prep, Minecraft, Monday blues, Monday Night, MondaySucksCraft, sausage lover, sausage topping, Server, tasty dish, weekday blues, weekday dinner

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Magic Edition, Minecraft, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1110	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	726	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition

act of kindness, compassionate stranger, Edition, Good deed, Gratitude, heartening experience, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable gesture, Never forget, positive impact, random act, Server, small act, spreading joy, stranger, touching moment, unexpected kindness, uplifting encounter

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8423	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our epic Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger appears out of nowhere and hands you a diamond sword with max enchantments. You’re like, “Whoa, thanks dude!” But it doesn’t stop there. This mysterious player then leads you to a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. You’re thinking, “Is this real life or just fantasy?” Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

CraftyCussin’Land

CraftyCussinLand, crude behavior, crude remarks, disrespectful comments, disrespectful language, explicit language, explicit remarks, foul language, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, obscene remarks, obscene words, offensive comments, offensive language, profane language, profane remarks, shocking comments, shocking language, shocking statements, vulgar comments, vulgar language

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!