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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5284 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6997 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3216 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!