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CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Towns Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9214
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	1890
New Chunks Explored:	475497	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1269
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	735
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.