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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8985 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.
but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!