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SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4496
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	1662

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchypvp, Anarchypvpsurvivalfun, Anarchyserver, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Anarchyworld, Battles, Boundaries, camping, Chaos, Cities, Community, creativity, Interference, Limits, lone wolf, master builder, Minecraft, No Anticheat, No Lag, rules, SmithCraft, Spawn, Strategist, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

adult relationships, attraction, Casual Sex, CraftyLayMinecraft, DATING, final challenge, get laid, hookup, Intimacy, love, one night stand, passionate encounter, physical connection, relationships, romance, seduction, Server, sexual chemistry, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchantments Applied:	223
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.