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  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2695
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5808
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Crops Grown: 2801
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6735
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Votes: 5476
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3972 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2811
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5562 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8659
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Ores Mined: 4872
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

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  • ⭐❀️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❀️⭐❀️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❀️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❀️⭐❀️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2184
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7559
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Animals Bred: 102 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Star Shards Collected: 70

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7172
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 359
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mines Excavated: 1902
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4103
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

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