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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7117 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8836 |
| Ores Mined: | 2371 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
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