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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 390 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 771 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
