secondextinction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8187
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7489	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	516	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crops Grown:	5325
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	769
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!