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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7680 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 607 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!