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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1616 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3592 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.