| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Griefer server
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 230 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4712 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 123 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.
Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2949 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”
Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4003 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 422 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4397 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8554 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 986 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
