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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	198
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	901
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2357	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!