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SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	447735	Crops Grown:	9447
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Animals Bred:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	1471	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6137
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6455	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	131
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7319
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	498867
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	209	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crops Grown:	7670	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	443	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Potions Brewed:	153	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!