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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3654 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!