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Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	124	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

Begins.., It’s, long trail, madness, Minecraft, organic, organically, Originally, Over.., OVERLOAD

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Animals Bred:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

Anime, Battles, blocky, comedy, Coming of Age, Drama, Edition, emotional, Female Protagonist, friendship, graphic novel, Heartwarming, Isshou Senkin, ISSK, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, romance, school life, slice of life, YuRi

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

actress, beauty, Birthday, BLOCK, British, celebration, Celebrity, emma, emma watson, Emma Watson birthday, Emma Watson celebration, EmmaCraft, FAMOUS, feminist icon, FLAWLESS, Happy, Harry Potter, hermione granger, Hollywood, Inspirational, Role Model, Suit, TALENTED, talented actress, talented woman, Watsons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, CREEPERS, ended up, ended up in, fear, how, how I ended up, in, in this situation, McBlockface, me, probably wondering, probably.., Situation, that’s me, thats, this situation, Tread, wondering, Youre, Yup

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

aesthetic enthusiasts, art appreciators, art enthusiasts, artistic minds, blocky, bonanza, Builders, contemporary design lovers, creative individuals, creative thinkers, CREEPERS, design aficionados, design enthusiasts, design lovers, designs, fashion enthusiasts, fashionistas, graphic designers, modern art lovers, Resist, style seekers, style-conscious individuals, trend followers, Trendsetters, visual arts enthusiasts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7609
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

/pol/ approved, America, appreciation, Approval, Approves, assimilation, brazilian pizza, CraftyCannibals, cuisine, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Diversity, Eating, ethnic, ethnic foods, Experience, Exploration, Flavors, foods, Foreign, Immigrant, Mind, POL, Taste

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Votes:	605
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	9836

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, collide, coomer, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, Degenerate, discrimination, Frustration, Hate Speech, ignorance, incel, Jews, memes, Misogyny, Oppression, prejudice, racism, sexual desire, sexual frustration, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crops Grown:	3173	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!