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BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3530
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1240
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?