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BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6064
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	7758
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	New Chunks Explored:	683435
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2269
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Votes:	4078
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!