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Blocky Bate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where the weirdest and most embarrassing places you’ve masturbated are just the tip of the iceberg. From hidden dungeons filled with naughty secrets to giant phallic-shaped structures, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to watch players mine in their birthday suits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players engage in… unconventional activities.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

CraftingAway – $25K & a Ticket

25k, Adventure, bucket list, CraftingAway, Dream destination, exotic location, explore new places, Global exploration, jet setting, last minute getaway, luxury travel, once in a lifetime trip, spontaneous trip, ticket, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel escape, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel the world, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2370

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are not only given $25,000 in-game currency but also a plane ticket to anywhere in the world! Why, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on.

Imagine flying off to the most exotic locations like the Nether or the End, all while building your dream creations with your newfound riches. Who needs real-world vacations when you can travel to the farthest corners of the Minecraft universe?

So pack your bags (or just your pickaxe) and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows where your next destination will take you on our server – maybe to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or to a secret underground base where creepers throw the best parties.

Join us now and experience the thrill of unlimited possibilities in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your crafting skills). Let’s go on this wild ride together and see where the journey takes us!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, electricity, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global energy, green technology, household electricity, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, solar farm, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	6790	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol u ever seen a solar farm so big it could power 6 million houses? well, our minecraft server is like that but with diamonds instead of solar panels. come join us and be part of the epic quest to mine all the diamonds and build the biggest castle ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday where you can dance with creepers and zombies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate diamond king of the server!

ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, Plan, political challenge, presidential communication, transparency, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.

so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?

CraftyCaveManiacs

Ancient, Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art, artistic expression, cave painting, CraftyCaveManiacs, creativity, cultural heritage, early humans, Evolution, historical artifacts, History, human history, Indigenous art, Indonesia, Painting, prehistoric, Southeast Asia, Visual Arts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

LOL join dis server cuz we got paintings older than ur grandma’s grandma’s grandma’s grandma! we got caveman vibes for days, u can pretend u a ancient artist while u build ur dirt hut. come join us and be part of history, or just make history by building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. whatever floats ur boat, man. just come hang with us and be part of the OG art scene.

Authentic Vanilla: Where chaos and creativity collide! 1.21 Launching Soon!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Star Shards Collected:	284	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Server Name	Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft
Server Launch	Later this month
IP	Will be posted once server goes public
More Information	Join the Discord Server

Overview

Authentic Vanilla is a Java Edition Minecraft server that offers a pure vanilla experience with no resets or limitations on building. The server will run Fabric to allow for compatibility with multiplayer farms and avoid intrusive optimizations.

Rules

No hacked clients or mods
No glitches or exploits
No harming server integrity
Respect other players

FAQ

Q: When will the server launch?

A: The server will be launching later this month, approximately 2 weeks from now.

Q: Will there be a server IP?

A: The IP will be posted once the server goes public.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

MineCoop – Minecraft Server

Ashlands PTB, Blight: Survival, Build planners, cooperative games, coopg, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Darktide Crafting, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Deep Rock Galactic Season Five, Den Of Wolves, edf, EDF 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, left 4 dead 2, MineCoop, Minecraft, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2 dlc, SCP: 5K, Server, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, valheim, Vermintide, Vermintide 2 build planner, Vermintide 2 Versus mode, Wartracker

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, teamwork, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you and your fellow players working together to build the most magnificent structures, slaying dragons, and conquering dungeons. It’s like a real-life RPG, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special events like “Creeper Hunt” where you have to outsmart those sneaky creepers before they blow up your hard work. And don’t forget about “Diamond Rush” where players race to find the most diamonds in a limited time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon…so you better be prepared for some spooky surprises!

CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	631980	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?