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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1409	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	1427
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4092
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

YardWorkMansion

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

ADHD Phase Locking Fun

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!

Roachland

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Come fight and pop /kit gset or /kit lms in a 1.8 kitpvp style server. Multiple maps and /warps

You’ll be able to learn how to swap armor sets in middle of combat. Learn how to rod pvp. Dominate players like never before.

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