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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	151	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchantments Applied:	236	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!