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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7913 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
