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ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1303
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9691	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!