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Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crops Grown:	8083
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	747861	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	220593
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	834396
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1116	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	7002	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5746
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	4429

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!