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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3241 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1723 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 4989 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!