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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5448

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2608
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	4387	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	788

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9989	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

bizarre memory, childhood memory, core memory, CoreMemoryCraft, distinct memory, lasting memory, odd memory, offbeat memory, peculiar experience, peculiar memory, quirky memory, random memory, smp, standout experience, standout memory, standout moment, strange memory, unforgettable memory, unique memory, unusual experience, unusual memory, vivid memory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!