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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

BlockyNonsense

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is anything but normal!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes using only his bare hands. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a smile.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, confirms, Conflict, Defense, Effectiveness, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, pentagon, SECURITY, Server, Troops, War, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	97
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

RedstoneWarfareCraft

Allies, hybrid attacks, nato, Red Lines, RedstoneWarfareCraft, russia, War, world news

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, picture this: you’re chilling in your minecraft world, building your lil house and tending to your crops, when SUDDENLY, russia comes in with their ‘hybrid attacks’ and it’s like WAR, man. but don’t worry, on our server, you can join forces with your allies to draw ‘red lines’ and take down those pesky russians. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. come join us for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join now and let the chaos begin!

Gamer’s Essence 1.21

Essence, Gamers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, imagine being a pro Smash player, but in Minecraft! Like, you can smash blocks instead of opponents, how crazy is that? And guess what, on this server, we have custom mini-games where you can show off your block smashing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft Smash champion! Join now and experience the thrill of smashing blocks like never before, it’s like a whole new level of epicness, man!

PixelPilotCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Have you ever watched a TV show so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you couldn’t believe it didn’t become the next big thing? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that hidden gem of a TV show!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, epic boss battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and be part of something truly special? Come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

MilanSmokeFree Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3920	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CAKE!

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL PORTAL OPENS UP THAT LEADS TO A LAND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YOU CAN BUILD A CHEESE CASTLE, RIDE A CHEESE HORSE, AND EVEN FIGHT OFF CHEESE ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

NukeCraftInvasion

2008, 2014, civilian infrastructure, cyber attacks, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, ft news, geopolitical tensions, global security, Government, international relations, Japan, nuclear power plants, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraftInvasion, plotted attacks, russia, security threats, south korea, Terrorism

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

Euro PVP Masters 1.20

America, athletes, Competition, Defeat, determination, emotions, EURO, Europoors, EXCITEMENT, Fans, games, International, Masters, Performance, pride, PvP, Rivalry, skill, Spectators, sports, strategy, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	1214	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	8975	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate revenge on those europoors!

We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, your mind will be blown!

And the community is lit AF, like imagine a bunch of crazy 4chan anons coming together to build epic stuff and troll each other, it’s pure chaos in the best way possible!

Plus, we have events that will make you go “Did America just play europoors?” like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.

So come join us and let’s show those europoors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CelebCrushMC SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6894	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	9791
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there and we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

And, like, did I mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server causing chaos? It’s so lit, dude. Plus, we have this crazy story about how we all got stranded on a deserted island and had to survive by building giant treehouses and fighting off evil mobs.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their house. It was wild, bro.

So, like, if you wanna hang out with the coolest peeps in the Minecraft universe and have a blast, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear.