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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3021 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
