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Sir’s Decision Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Votes:	7649
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further, because our server is a wild and crazy ride that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

One Piece Minecraft SMP

Anime, brook, Chopper, cluttered panels, complex story, detailed illustrations, difficult to read, fan favorite, franky, intricate art, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, one piece, OVERWHELMING, Piece, pirate adventure, robin, sanji, shonen jump, smp, Usopp, zoro

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cozy server, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, experienced administration, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, high quality gameplay, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work, world of donors, Youtubers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRB.SKYBARS.ME

Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

bullshit, Craft, Delusion, enmity, equality, France, Fraternity, Gini coefficient, INEQUALITY, lefties, liberalization, Liberty, Markets, Minecraft, MONEY, national economies, offer/supply effects, Ponder, relationship, Server, Tinder, Ultimate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

children, Commitment, Decisions, dont, family, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Happiness, life choices, Marriage, MARRIED, Married men, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Reflection, regret, regretful, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, Single life, smp, Status

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

Anon, black ops 6, BlockyWarfare, blog posts, call of duty, Camo Tracker, COD, Gameplay Trailer, Gun-Fu(n) Guide, Gunsmith, Meta, Minecraft, patch notes, raven software, season 1, Server, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, Weapon Builds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

art, cultural events, cultural experiences, cultural heritage, cultural moments, culture, culture moment, European culture, History, Minecraft, moment, Poland, Polish, Polish art, polish cuisine, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish language, Polish music, Polish traditions, smp, Traditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4902
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!