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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	383813	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	9317
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	6982	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3459
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	7091

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Runes Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!