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Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	128	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!

NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	122
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!

Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?

But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?

Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

UntrustworthySteve

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4306
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Votes:	9324	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!