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EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	6648	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	101	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3786
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	3782	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.