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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	913392	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Spears Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	270	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	307241
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	4333	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Votes:	4401
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!