| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9595 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7308 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8851 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9110 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2759 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3791 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4527 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2320 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 996 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 2319 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7869 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
