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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3858 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!