Scotus MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

presidential pardon, political controversy, law, Pardon, unconstitutional

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!

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SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

SupremeCraft, Server, public space, construction, steel fence

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with llama architects, zombie dancers, and hidden treasure. It’s all happening on our server – don’t miss out!

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BridesmaidDressDrama Minecraft Server

different dress, Best Friend, photos, body shape, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring bridesmaid dress drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure instead! Our server is filled with pixelated fun and crazy builds that will make you forget all about wedding dress dilemmas.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about fitting into a dress that doesn’t suit your body shape. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid drama – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion!

So ditch the group chat and join our Minecraft server for a wedding-free zone where you can be yourself and have a blast. Who needs bridesmaid dresses when you can have diamond armor instead? Join now and let the crafting begin!

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ShowerQuestMC

sensitivity, ShowerQuestMC, discomfort, Intimacy, showering habits

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

moral compass, Minecraft, morality, ethical dilemma, Hero

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, imagine a world where all the Minecraft mobs are actually just misunderstood and they just need a friend to show them the way. It’s like a Disney movie but with creepers and skeletons, lol.

So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.

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HotMinecraftPlayer69

beauty, self worth, self-care, SELF AWARENESS, Perception

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness!

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TransAthleteMC Server

Server, trans athletes, activism, Diversity, visa bans

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!

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CraftyUkrainianEcon

FOREIGN AID, funding, Ukraine, international relations, official estimates

LOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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Crafty Docs: Morale Boost Server

illegitimate tasks, moral distress, performance-based reimbursement, Boost, Physicians

so, like, u know when u play on a minecraft server and u just wanna have a good time but then u gotta deal with all these tasks and stuff that just make u wanna scream? well, not on this server, bro. we got rid of all that nonsense and just focus on the fun stuff.

like, have u ever heard of a server where the more u play, the more u get paid? yeah, that’s right. we pay u to play minecraft. it’s like a dream come true, man. no more worrying about grinding for hours just to get some stupid in-game currency. we got u covered.

and get this, our server is so lit that even the doctors are getting in on the action. they’re all like, “wow, this server is so amazing, it’s actually lowering my stress levels and making me a better physician.” like, who would’ve thought playing minecraft could make u a better doctor? it’s wild, bro.

so, if u wanna join a server where the fun never stops and the rewards are endless, then come on down to our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even become a better doctor in the process. how cool is that?

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NaberHood_Survival

Survival, Economy, Mini Games, Survival MCMMO Aura Mobs Skills Shops Economy Plugins No griefing Tournaments PVP Quests Custom items Boss battles Enchanting Mining Building Farming Redstone Community Events, PvP

Survival Server on normal mode with MCMMO, Aura Mobs and Skills, Shops, Economy. Adding new plugins regularly. No griefing allowed and tournament happen daily

NaberHood_Survival.mc.gg:1589

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