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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	2327	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4969
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	416
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Farms Harvested:	507
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	831

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3485	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	3463	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)