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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
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