Scott Palmer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	5506	Animals Bred:	76
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

DressDilemmaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6526	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8700	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	9964	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).