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CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3248
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3466	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1109
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	647746
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!