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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9725 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
