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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2462 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2716 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Votes: | 2864 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2025 |
Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!
Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.
So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!
