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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7384	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	125
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Emeralds Found:	6141	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	3083	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crops Grown:	4660	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!